Posts Tagged ‘Humor’


When I stopped laughing long enough to be wipe my eyes and breath, I thought I would add a fourth part to this series of posts.
Remember that flyer from the FBI that was posted on WND that I showed and talked about in my post “FBI’s most wanted list Part II”?

I just wanted to Hi-lite a few things from that flyer, and a few of the many reasons why it is so incredibly stupid.

Obviously whoever wrote it never took a class on Critical Thinking 101 or ever learned about logical errors or even has any logic for that matter.

1. According to the flyer, as you can see, Crocodile Dundee has to be a terrorist worthy of being arrested. He is not only interested in using dynamite for a purpose other than it was intended for, he did use it…
Pay close attention to the end of this video for proof that Crocodile Dundee is a terrorist.

2. According to this section, I must be a terrorist because I’m missing parts of two of my fingers on my right hand. Never mind the fact that they were severed on a gasket cutting machine in an industrial accident when I was only nineteen.
3. According to this section, FEMA has to be infested with terrorists. Look at the official FEMA website…
Look at this snip from their website:

According this this flyer it’s a sin to just be a wise steward of their money, who isn’t stupid enough to use a credit card for everything and spend a tremendous amount on interest rates when you don’t have to.

And sense when is it a criminal act to protect your identity from everyone who asks for it.
I went to a medical clinic and they asked for my social security number and I told them they didn’t need it. Am I a terrorist? Don’t think so Tim!


A greek jackass, who's name potentially could be Chris.

A guy named Chris, who is an American Jackass.

Hey Matthews –
Are you being intentionally stupid, or worse, are you just pushing the Whitehouse’s official bye-line straight from Washington.
You seriously don’t get it that someone, who’s entrusted with working for American citizens, did something that shows stupidity, an extreme lack of morals and ethics, and betrayed the trust of his wife and his marriage vows. Like Clinton, this has nothing to do with what a man has done in the secrets of his bedroom, although he was incredibly wrong in what he did. It has everything to do with, if his own wife can’t trust him to stand up to his wedding vows, how can the citizens that voted him into office trust him? I don’t trust most politicians as far as I can throw a feather, but one who shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he can’t be trusted by his actions, deserves to be evicted from his job. If I sent inappropriate and lewd pictures from a work computer in an office at a regular employer I would be fired without a moment’s notice. This man is also under investigation for sending these pictures to an underage female. What brilliant subterfuge do you want to spew to distract from that piece of news Chris?
Belows is an article that has to be evidence of one of the stupidest things ever said by an American so called journalist.

Matthews: Weiner in Trouble Because His Behavior Offends ‘Culturally Backward’ Christian Conservatives

By: Geoffrey Dickens
Friday, June 10, 2011 11:42 AM EDT

On Thursday’s Hardball, Chris Matthews determined that Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner could be in danger of being forced out of Congress by Blue Dog Dems who face uphill battles in red states because, as he put it, “people in the rural areas of this country who are Christian conservative culturally – you can say backward if you want…don’t like this kind of stuff.”

During a discussion about Weiner’s chances of survival, after being caught sending lewd pictures to women via Twitter, the MSNBCer claimed the liberal congressman didn’t have to worry about his, according to Matthews, culturally superior constituents in New York – the “56 percent in Brooklyn and Queens” who “can live with this guy.” Instead he had to be concerned with his Democratic colleagues fearful about re-election in the “conservative culturally part of the country.”

The following excerpt was aired on the June 9 edition of Hardball:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: If you’re a Blue Dog Democrat from a conservative culturally part of the country, where you’re fighting out every election with two or three points to spare, if you’re a — if you’re are [Jim] Matheson from Utah or you’re from Oklahoma and you’re a [Dan] Boren — and he’s leaving Congress – your life’s getting difficult enough defending the East Coast and the left coast Democratic Party. They’re too far left. Look at what happened in Arkansas last year. It’s getting very, very hard to defend the behavior, politically, of the party. Now you throw on top of that immoral behavior, indiscrete behavior, embarrassing behavior, gross behavior like this, and you still have him in your midst. And that’s my question to you. If you’re Steny Hoyer, who does speak for the Blue Dogs, if you’re Nancy Pelosi, the former Speaker, who has to deal with them, don’t you have to deal with the fact – you’re losing any chance of getting back a 218 majority?

I want you to pick this up, Ben. This is, to me, the stakes here. If he stays, they never get the leadership back. They never get the Speakership back because the people in the rural areas of this country who are Christian conservative culturally – you can say backward if you want – but they don’t like this kind of stuff at all. They’re not part of that 56 percent in Brooklyn and Queens who say, “okay, we can live with this guy.” Your thoughts, Ben? Isn’t that the cutting edge of this?

— Geoffrey Dickens is the Deputy Research Director at the Media Research Center. Click here to follow Geoffrey Dickens on Twitter.

Another psychotic nutjob comes along proving yet once again… that it’s more of a rarity to find a sane, intelligent, Muslim who doesn’t hate all non-Muslims and want to wipe them off the face of the earth, than it is a rarity to find a psychotic, murderous nutjob who wants to take over the world.


Pig’s Foot Package Sent to Rep. Peter King
Tuesday, April 5, 2011 10:20  AM
By: Hiram Reisner

Any time you get involved in any controversial issue, there’s always going to be
extremes that react. It probably adds to the climate” of hostility, King told
Politico. He has received around-the-clock police protection since late

Sources said the letter accompanying the bloody foot was “rambling”
and referred to King, who is Catholic, as a Jew. “Somewhere in the message it
says ‘all the babies in America will be named Mohammed,’” the source said
according to Politico.
The letter, which also features off-color vitriol,
has to be interpreted “as a threat. It’s certainly not a sign of affection,” the
source told Politico. Capitol Police are investigating the matter in conjunction
with postal inspectors.

 Sometimes these cartoons hit so close to home, they make me sad at the same time I’m in a paroxism of laughter. A big thank you to the artists that contribute to for all the fits of laughter that they’ve brought my way.







Sometimes I would rather opt for the strong wine but anyhow…

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart


The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

President Obama addressed the nation on Libya. This changes his previous policy on Libya, which was, “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a “kinetic military action,” which sounds better than “potentially endless quagmire.”

Late Show with David Letterman

About Libya, President Obama says we’re staying for a short time and then leaving. That’s what my relatives always say.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!

President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he’s attacking Libya. It’s like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

President Obama said the United States has clear and focused goals in Libya. He said he would share those goals with us as soon as Hillary shares them with him.
A reporter in Florida said he was forced into a closet by Joe Biden’s staff to keep him from talking to guests at a fundraiser. He said it wouldn’t have been so bad if Biden wasn’t already in there for the same reason.

holy eviscerated city Batman
***Thanks to Anthony Watts’ website for this piece of weather bloopery.
Global Warming? The aliens firing lazers at area 51 to force us into giving up their fallen heros and space ships?
Alamagordo going into Nuclear Meltdown because Homer Simpson is the new Facilities director?
Men in Black fighting off aliens from Venus?
Al Gore opening his mouth in yet another speach on Global Warming?
Tipper Gore thinking about her ex’s cheating ways?

Perhaps we’ll never truly know the answer to this mysteriously hot summer day in July 2010. 🙂
or will we?