Sometimes I would rather opt for the strong wine but anyhow…
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
President Obama addressed the nation on Libya. This changes his previous policy on Libya, which was, “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a “kinetic military action,” which sounds better than “potentially endless quagmire.”
Late Show with David Letterman
About Libya, President Obama says we’re staying for a short time and then leaving. That’s what my relatives always say.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he’s attacking Libya. It’s like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
President Obama said the United States has clear and focused goals in Libya. He said he would share those goals with us as soon as Hillary shares them with him.
A reporter in Florida said he was forced into a closet by Joe Biden’s staff to keep him from talking to guests at a fundraiser. He said it wouldn’t have been so bad if Biden wasn’t already in there for the same reason.